I just went on reading all these awesome books. I never went on the computer until I had to do a book report on my favorite series. While doing all this research I realize, “Crap, when did that book come out? I thought it wasn’t for a few months. Crap, THERE’S A WHOLE FREAKING NEW SERIES THAT’S COMING OUT! When did all of this happen I ask you, when?
When did this happen? How long have I been waiting out of sheer stupidity??